For a while everyone was wearing masks at at the supermarket like it's no big deal

but suddenly I'm the weirdo for adding tights and a cape.

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1. I heard skeletons are cowards

They have no guts

2. Did you know that Skeletons are really brave?

They have a lot of spine

3. What is needed to play the rap version of many board games?

Just a Gangsters pair o' dice

4. How long does a jousting match last?

Until knight fall.

5. My girlfriend said „You only want one thing, and it’s disgusting!“

So I agreed, and told her to wash it more thoroughly.

6. What did the dog say when it ate too much?

"Barf Barf!"

7. I accidentally called my iPhone’s smart assistant “surely” instead of siri.

Now my phone is stuck on airplane mode.

8. “Hey Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?”

“No son, have you seen my dad glasses?”

9. How did the ancient Romans transport poultry to feed the people of Rome?

Via the aquaducks!

10. My daughter finally started looking for a job. I told her there's an entry level job that people are dying to get into and you start with 3000 people beneath you.

Working at the graveyard isn't for everyone though!

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For a while everyone was wearing masks at at the supermarket like it's no big deal

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